I love it when real news sounds like The Onion…

Barack Obama, the US president, has signed into law a $680bn defence budget for the next fiscal year… “I have always rejected the notion that we have to waste billions of dollars of taxpayer money to keep this nation secure,” Obama said at the signing ceremony.

Our annual defense budget is $680 billion dollars… and the country is haggling over healthcare reform that will cost around $900 billion dollars OVER 10 YEARS!

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